1 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,220 Oh, for Christ sake. 2 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:08,270 I don't have time for this. I'm busy, okay? 3 00:00:08,270 --> 00:00:10,220 Just run the damn thing 4 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,470 so these idiots can see what they missed last week. 5 00:00:12,470 --> 00:00:14,520 ♪ Rock music ♪ 6 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,890 Fifth dui--i mean, how does that even happen? 7 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:22,980 Ask me again when you're 60. 8 00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:24,770 His sobriety isn't yours. 9 00:00:24,770 --> 00:00:26,350 This co-dependent shit's gonna drag you down too. 10 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:29,640 Look, if Brad can't make it, how am I supposed to, huh? 11 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:31,850 Nobody fucks with a vet on my watch. 12 00:00:31,850 --> 00:00:34,060 Oh! What the fuck? 13 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:36,310 Ah! Who are you? 14 00:00:36,310 --> 00:00:38,180 I'm your worst fucking nightmare. 15 00:00:38,180 --> 00:00:40,180 You cleaned me up in five days. 16 00:00:40,180 --> 00:00:42,640 Here. It's five grand. 17 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,060 You like to be dominated. 18 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:46,890 Dominated? Have you met me? 19 00:00:46,890 --> 00:00:48,270 I'm yours to command. 20 00:00:48,270 --> 00:00:50,060 Just tell me... How to dominate you. 21 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:52,850 I think you're missing the point, babe. 22 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:54,520 - I'm here to let you go too. - What did I do wrong? 23 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:59,390 Nothing at all. You were the model employee. 24 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,390 Dress for the job you want, 25 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:03,310 not for the job you have. 26 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:06,220 Why should I sacrifice everything I've worked for 27 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:07,850 just so they can move into that building? 28 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,220 Because they're helpless and you're not! 29 00:01:09,220 --> 00:01:11,390 I promised those kids that church, Fiona. 30 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:14,350 - I am not tearing it away-- - find another fucking church! 31 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:24,430 ♪ Rock music ♪ 32 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:31,640 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 33 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:34,770 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 34 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:37,930 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 35 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:42,390 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 36 00:01:42,390 --> 00:01:45,680 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 37 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:48,890 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 38 00:01:48,890 --> 00:01:51,270 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 39 00:01:51,270 --> 00:01:55,640 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 40 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:05,980 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 41 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:08,180 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 42 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:12,430 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 43 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:16,810 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 44 00:02:16,810 --> 00:02:19,930 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 45 00:02:19,930 --> 00:02:23,810 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 46 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,730 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 47 00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:29,310 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 48 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,470 What the fuck? 49 00:02:37,470 --> 00:02:38,390 - Morning. - No! 50 00:02:38,390 --> 00:02:41,730 I am not doing this with you again today. 51 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:44,100 We are both fucking adults. 52 00:02:44,100 --> 00:02:46,350 Come on, I know you're pissed. I know you're pissed-- 53 00:02:46,350 --> 00:02:47,100 oh, fuck! 54 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,470 Think we should do something? 55 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,980 She survived prison. 56 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:52,930 She can handle the ice bucket challenge. 57 00:02:52,930 --> 00:02:54,020 He's been icing her all week. 58 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,640 Over a stupid church? 59 00:02:55,640 --> 00:02:56,520 Who cares? 60 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,180 He does. 61 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,390 - So we shouldn't do anything? - Absolutely not. 62 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,430 Squabbles between siblings are as old as time. 63 00:03:04,430 --> 00:03:04,980 Cain and Abel. 64 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:07,390 Serena and Venus. 65 00:03:07,390 --> 00:03:09,350 George w. And Jeb. 66 00:03:09,350 --> 00:03:11,600 Hey, son, what do you say you, uh, 67 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,640 iron some military creases into my suit jacket? 68 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,730 Need sharp corners today. Daddy's got a big job interview. 69 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,430 With lumber lot. 70 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:21,980 Thought you already worked at lumber lot. 71 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:24,430 No, that's lumber lawn and lighting, debs, 72 00:03:24,430 --> 00:03:27,220 an entirely separate and sub-par institution 73 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:28,980 from whence I have parted ways. 74 00:03:28,980 --> 00:03:31,730 Wait. You got fired? 75 00:03:31,730 --> 00:03:33,890 I did not get fired. 76 00:03:33,890 --> 00:03:35,890 Livestock's been fed and watered, sir. 77 00:03:35,890 --> 00:03:37,810 Permission to attend last day of school? 78 00:03:37,810 --> 00:03:40,060 - Permission granted. - Jesus, Carl. 79 00:03:40,060 --> 00:03:42,560 Your involuntary detox program is stinking up the whole house. 80 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,220 It smells like afterbirth down there. 81 00:03:44,220 --> 00:03:47,560 I still need $3,527 for tuition. 82 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,390 Look at you! 83 00:03:49,390 --> 00:03:52,390 The managerial apple is falling close to the tree. 84 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:54,180 Mornin'. 85 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:56,140 Let's go, Liam. 86 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:57,350 Before he pours pathetic sauce all over us. 87 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,560 Have a good last day, Liam. 88 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,930 Good luck at lumber lot, frank. 89 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,060 No luck needed, debs. 90 00:04:02,060 --> 00:04:04,470 Oh, god! 91 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:04,810 ♪ Rock music ♪ 92 00:04:06,270 --> 00:04:10,060 Jesus! Get it together, loser. 93 00:04:10,060 --> 00:04:12,020 No one wants to see a grown man ugly-cry in his underwear. 94 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,930 - Idiot! - God. 95 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:23,930 Kev, we're out of toilet paper. Can you get some today? 96 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,520 Yeah, sure, no problem. 97 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:26,930 Hey, is this the thing you were talking about, 98 00:04:26,930 --> 00:04:27,520 with wanting to be dominated? 99 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,600 'Cause it looks painful. 100 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,470 I mean, look at the guy with the pole up his ass. 101 00:04:31,470 --> 00:04:33,470 He's sad in his eyes. 102 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:34,810 You really think you should be watching triple-x hardcore 103 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,980 with the girls? 104 00:04:36,980 --> 00:04:40,390 I have the volume on mute. 105 00:04:40,390 --> 00:04:43,180 I just want to feel a tiny bit controlled. 106 00:04:43,180 --> 00:04:44,980 You telling me what to do. 107 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:47,350 You be in charge instead of me being in charge. 108 00:04:47,350 --> 00:04:49,430 - Is that so hard? - No, it's just, you know... 109 00:04:49,430 --> 00:04:53,100 We haven't had spicy...Salsa since the girls. 110 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,520 Mm, all the more reason to caliente it up. 111 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,270 Okay, so what do you want me to do? 112 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:59,180 Buy some props, some leather, or what? 113 00:04:59,180 --> 00:05:00,640 I don't know, kev. 114 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,600 You be in charge. 115 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,640 ♪ Upbeat rock music ♪ 116 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,060 All right, fine. 117 00:05:06,060 --> 00:05:07,390 I'll see you later today. 118 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:09,600 Or maybe I won't. 119 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:10,850 I'm being mysterious. 120 00:05:10,850 --> 00:05:12,140 I'm late. 121 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:14,100 Oh. Love you. 122 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,470 - Love you. - And you. 123 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:17,470 Love you, love you. 124 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,600 Oh, hey. Hey, why aren't you dressed? 125 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:28,680 I forgot her birthday. 126 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:31,140 What? Come on, get up. We have court today. Come on. 127 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:32,850 It's cami's birthday, look. 128 00:05:32,850 --> 00:05:35,020 I'd forgotten till I saw it on Facebook. 129 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:36,810 I'm a piece of shit! 130 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,020 Okay, look, we're gonna take this 131 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:39,730 one step at a time, all right? 132 00:05:39,730 --> 00:05:42,350 First, you shower. Then, deodorant. 133 00:05:42,350 --> 00:05:44,600 And then we're gonna... Send her some nice flowers. 134 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:45,640 She hates flowers. 135 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:47,020 Cupcakes then, whatever! 136 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:47,640 We gotta go to court now. Come on. 137 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,640 I-I gotta go to zales. 138 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:50,180 I gotta get a charm for her bracelet. 139 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:52,520 And I gotta go home. 140 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,180 Well, no, you're not allowed to go home. 141 00:05:54,180 --> 00:05:55,980 Where the fuck's my wallet? 142 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:58,220 You don't have one. 143 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,020 Y-You lost it. 144 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:01,930 Oh, shit! 145 00:06:01,930 --> 00:06:03,770 God damn it! 146 00:06:03,770 --> 00:06:04,390 Look, hey, 147 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:06,390 I will take you to zales, 148 00:06:06,390 --> 00:06:06,890 but after court. 149 00:06:06,890 --> 00:06:08,270 Okay. 150 00:06:08,270 --> 00:06:12,680 Good, right now, we gotta go. 151 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:13,430 There you go. 152 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:15,770 I will now begin intake. 153 00:06:15,770 --> 00:06:17,640 When I get to you, state your name 154 00:06:17,640 --> 00:06:18,850 and your parents' net worth 155 00:06:18,850 --> 00:06:21,350 in a loud and clear voice. 156 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:22,560 You first. 157 00:06:23,930 --> 00:06:25,430 Something funny? 158 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:27,470 ♪ Upbeat rock music ♪ 159 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:31,730 - What is your name? - Go fuck yourself. 160 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:32,770 What drug are you on? 161 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,980 Go fuck your mama. 162 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:36,770 What's the level of pain in your leg? 163 00:06:36,770 --> 00:06:39,770 Zero. I like it. 164 00:06:43,350 --> 00:06:45,600 Youens. Look, we're at patsy's. 165 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,730 All right, where you're supposed to be, 166 00:06:47,730 --> 00:06:50,100 just... pick up. 167 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:53,770 Hey. 168 00:06:53,770 --> 00:06:54,890 Yo, Brad. Come on, you gotta eat. 169 00:06:54,890 --> 00:06:56,220 All right? 170 00:06:56,220 --> 00:06:58,060 Poor cami. 171 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,930 Fuckin', you imagine? 172 00:06:59,930 --> 00:07:00,770 I'm a rabid dog. 173 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:03,640 Just take me to a field and shoot me. 174 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,770 All right, look, let's practice what you're gonna say when 175 00:07:05,770 --> 00:07:07,270 they ask if you've seen youens at aa meetings, all right? 176 00:07:07,270 --> 00:07:09,470 I-I told you, I'm not gonna lie. 177 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:10,060 Yeah, I'm not asking you to lie. 178 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:12,600 Aa's about honesty. 179 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,390 I'm not gonna lie about attendance. 180 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:15,600 Look, you've seen him in a meeting. 181 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,220 One meeting. Once. For ten seconds. 182 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:20,140 Then it's not a lie. 183 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,100 You guys want more coffee? 184 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,640 Yeah, thank you. 185 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,060 Have you seen youens? 186 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:24,640 He was supposed to meet us here 187 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:25,310 before his court date. 188 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:27,770 Nope. Haven't seen him. 189 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:29,180 I feel like I'm herding cats with these two. 190 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:32,520 Yeah. 191 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,680 You okay? 192 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,270 Yeah, sorry, just... stuff. 193 00:07:35,270 --> 00:07:38,810 Want to talk about it? 194 00:07:38,810 --> 00:07:40,020 Nah, it's fucked up. 195 00:07:42,390 --> 00:07:44,270 Shit. 196 00:07:44,270 --> 00:07:45,640 Bob says youens is still at home. 197 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:46,520 Come on. Hey, uh, how much I owe you? 198 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,640 - Go. Settle up later. - You sure? 199 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:49,730 - Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 200 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,520 Come on, Brad. 201 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,560 Hey, Brad, come on, all right? 202 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,640 A no-call, no-show on a weekend? 203 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,470 You fucked me, Debbie Gallagher. 204 00:08:00,470 --> 00:08:03,810 I know, but the circumstances were really beyond my control. 205 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:06,020 Of course I would have called if I weren't in jail in Missouri. 206 00:08:06,020 --> 00:08:07,020 It's the stupid plan b state law's fault, 207 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,060 not mine. 208 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,980 Sorry. 209 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:12,060 No show, no job. 210 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:14,270 Please give me another chance, Nadine, please. 211 00:08:14,270 --> 00:08:16,640 I'm really sorry. 212 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:19,470 Fine. That was your final warning. 213 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:21,640 - You hear me? - Totally, totally. 214 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,470 And be nicer to people. 215 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,680 They could park at easy lot for 30 cents less. 216 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,020 Say "please" and "thank you." 217 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:31,390 I would be pleased to. Thank you. 218 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:35,180 I know what you're thinking. And the answer's no. 219 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:37,100 That's not a typo. 220 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,680 I was promoted to assistant manager that quickly. 221 00:08:39,680 --> 00:08:42,390 Yeah, so why don't you let me tell you a little bit 222 00:08:42,390 --> 00:08:43,810 about how we do things here. 223 00:08:43,810 --> 00:08:45,980 No need. I did my research. 224 00:08:45,980 --> 00:08:48,140 Let's just cut to the chase. 225 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,270 What's this? 226 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:53,890 I'm worth it. 227 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:55,220 Mr. Gallagher, I don't make this much. 228 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,770 I've been here 38 years. 229 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:01,310 Well, I started the negotiations high, yes. 230 00:09:01,310 --> 00:09:03,140 But I would be a store manager too 231 00:09:03,140 --> 00:09:05,560 if the Internet hadn't fucked us up the ass. 232 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:08,060 Even if you were remotely qualified, 233 00:09:08,060 --> 00:09:09,390 I don't have anything in management to offer you. 234 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:11,770 You ad said "all levels." 235 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,890 "All levels welcome to apply." 236 00:09:13,890 --> 00:09:16,180 But the only shift I have open is graveyard. 237 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,730 - Minimum wage-- - I was employee of the month. 238 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,220 Do these accolades mean nothing? 239 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:20,730 Not really. 240 00:09:20,730 --> 00:09:23,060 Offer declined. 241 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,390 This collar is white. 242 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:25,680 I'll take my talents elsewhere. 243 00:09:28,770 --> 00:09:29,810 I read about it online. 244 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:33,390 You put a bag of lemons into a ceramic bowl, 245 00:09:33,390 --> 00:09:35,890 and bam, rent goes up like 100 bucks. 246 00:09:35,890 --> 00:09:37,520 Hipster catnip. 247 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:39,270 Lemons? I would have thought we hipsters 248 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:41,890 would be into figs, or, like, pamplemousse LaCroix. 249 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:43,730 Nope, lemons in a damn bowl is all it takes 250 00:09:43,730 --> 00:09:46,390 for you guys to want to be rent-raped. 251 00:09:46,390 --> 00:09:49,220 Well, lemons or not, i'm not sure you can ask 1,100 bucks 252 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:51,390 for an apartment with a janky pocket door. 253 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:52,560 This is officially stuck. 254 00:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,810 Can't we just rip it out? 255 00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:57,390 I don't know. It's in there good. 256 00:09:57,390 --> 00:09:59,180 But I know an Irish guy that does wood stuff. 257 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,600 You want me to see if he's around? 258 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,100 Yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. 259 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,600 I think your brother's egging you. 260 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,600 Don't make eye contact. It'll just encourage him. 261 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,310 Is this still about the church? 262 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,930 -Uh-huh. - Jesus. 263 00:10:16,930 --> 00:10:17,560 Someone needs a hobby. 264 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,980 Yeah, well, forgiveness 265 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:21,850 is not exactly a Gallagher trait. 266 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:24,850 Damn. 267 00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,810 Aren't you gonna yell at him or something? 268 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:29,810 I am not. You know why? 269 00:10:29,810 --> 00:10:34,270 Because I am a 28-year-old grown-ass woman. 270 00:10:34,270 --> 00:10:35,850 And I'm not a childish little shit 271 00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:37,770 with a history of psycho behavior 272 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,890 and deep reservoirs of unfounded rage! 273 00:10:42,470 --> 00:10:44,930 Oh, they have spray paint cans now. 274 00:10:44,930 --> 00:10:48,140 Yeah, they're spray-painting your sidewalk. 275 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:57,180 Youens! 276 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,980 Oh, Jesus Christ. 277 00:10:58,980 --> 00:11:00,930 What the fuck are you doing? You have court today. 278 00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:03,930 - Shit...fuck! - I'm not going. 279 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:06,810 Come on, get up. 280 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:08,470 All right, we gotta get you in the shower. 281 00:11:08,470 --> 00:11:10,520 I'm going to fucking jail today. 282 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,470 Everyone knows it but you. 283 00:11:12,470 --> 00:11:13,180 There's a big fucking difference 284 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,020 between three months in county 285 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:17,020 and--and ten years in the state pen, right? 286 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:18,350 Leave me alone. 287 00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:19,730 Brad, come on, help me get him. 288 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:21,020 - Shit. - Come on. 289 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,850 Ah, shit. 290 00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,350 - Come on. - Where we taking him? 291 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,350 Right over here. 292 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,520 Gotta admit, it's catchy. 293 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:31,730 "Thundercunt," "cuntlord." 294 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,270 I'm starting to detect a pattern there. 295 00:11:36,180 --> 00:11:38,930 Hey! 296 00:11:38,930 --> 00:11:40,520 Vandalism. 297 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,470 Now you're trespassing on a vacant lot. 298 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,850 No, it's not a vacant lot. 299 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,680 A sweet old lady named Connie rupp owns it 300 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,060 and has granted me temporary occupancy 301 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,980 for, uh, $11. 302 00:11:51,980 --> 00:11:54,680 Now, I'm allowed to express myself on my property, 303 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,220 as are my guests. 304 00:11:56,220 --> 00:11:56,850 Well, the sidewalk belongs to the city. 305 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,390 It's not your property. 306 00:11:58,390 --> 00:12:00,180 Oh, great. Over here! 307 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:02,100 - Yeah, this way, guys! - What is this? 308 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,100 Well, you stole the possibility 309 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,390 of them having a new home away from them. 310 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:06,890 They gotta pitch their tents somewhere. 311 00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:10,520 Thankfully, I have access to a very large lot. 312 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,810 Where should we set up the kitchen tent 313 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:12,850 and dig the latrine? 314 00:12:12,850 --> 00:12:14,890 Uh, kitchen there. 315 00:12:14,890 --> 00:12:18,270 Latrine there, as close to the property line as possible. 316 00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:21,220 Look, I get it, okay? Believe me. 317 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,350 I am aware that you're pissed. 318 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,470 But you can't just build a homeless tent city here. 319 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,220 I have an open house and prospective renters. 320 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:28,890 Closer. Dig the latrine closer. 321 00:12:28,890 --> 00:12:30,680 She's only got a five-foot setback, 322 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:33,060 so get as close to the property as possible. 323 00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:35,810 I want her to smell our shit. 324 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:42,640 Good morning, sir, and how are you 325 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,270 on this fine day? May I please have your ticket? 326 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:46,270 I owe you 4.89. 327 00:12:46,270 --> 00:12:48,850 Okay, if you just give me a moment to check that. 328 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,270 To check that? 329 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,810 You think you get to check my math? 330 00:12:51,810 --> 00:12:53,810 I'm the head of urology at St. Joe's. 331 00:12:53,810 --> 00:12:55,350 You are a parking lot attendant 332 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:57,430 who probably didn't finish third grade. 333 00:12:57,430 --> 00:12:59,810 Open the gate. 334 00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:01,270 But--y-- 335 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,730 ♪ rock music ♪ 336 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,270 Oh, my god! 337 00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:13,890 You don't have to be a dick about it! 338 00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,140 Dick! 339 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,220 - Ah... - What? 340 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:22,310 - Cold, water cold. - All right. 341 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,980 All right, hang on, I'm gonna turn the hot on, okay? 342 00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:27,020 There you go, there you go. 343 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:30,470 Hey where-where's your soap and all your towels, huh? 344 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,220 There's no soap in here. 345 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:33,810 Who doesn't have soap and fucking towels? 346 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:35,600 All right, you hold on to him, okay? 347 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:36,560 And I'm gonna go get some bedsheets, 348 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,980 dry him off with those. 349 00:13:37,980 --> 00:13:39,730 Grab my phone! In case cami calls. 350 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:40,730 - It's on the bed. - Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah. 351 00:13:40,730 --> 00:13:43,980 Ow, hot! Now it's hot. 352 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:45,640 - All right, shit... - Now it's hot. 353 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,640 - Ah. - There you go, there you go. 354 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,730 Oh! Fuck! 355 00:13:57,640 --> 00:13:59,520 What the fuck? 356 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:01,430 He fucking puked on me. 357 00:14:01,430 --> 00:14:04,060 Now I'm gonna fucking puke 'cause he fucking puked on me. 358 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,640 Jesus! 359 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:06,730 Fuck this! I'm going home. 360 00:14:06,730 --> 00:14:09,850 No, no, Brad! Youens! 361 00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:10,890 All right, we don't have time for this shit! 362 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:14,020 If we are late, if we do not show, 363 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,810 the judge is gonna slap you with 364 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:17,430 the maximum possible sentence, all right? 365 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:18,980 Brad, look at me, look at me. Hey. 366 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:19,850 Hey, you need to get out of those puke clothes. 367 00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,520 Okay? Go to youens' closet. 368 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:23,810 Try to find something that fits. 369 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,270 This was my best suit. 370 00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:25,930 I was gonna get married in this suit! 371 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:29,390 I don't care! Go, now! 372 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,560 Okay, listen to me. 373 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:34,220 Go get changed, please. All right? 374 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,640 And we will try to stop by cami's on our way. 375 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,890 - Really? - Yes. 376 00:14:37,890 --> 00:14:38,810 - But, Jesus Christ, go! - Okay. 377 00:14:38,810 --> 00:14:40,430 - Go! Go! - Okay, okay! 378 00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:42,930 Occupy Fiona! 379 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,730 Occupy Fiona! 380 00:14:44,730 --> 00:14:46,350 Occupy Fiona! 381 00:14:46,350 --> 00:14:47,890 Occupy Fiona! 382 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:49,890 - Occupy Fiona! - Ian. 383 00:14:49,890 --> 00:14:50,850 - Occupy Fiona! - Ian. 384 00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:53,220 - Occupy Fiona. - Ian. 385 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:54,350 Occupy Fiona! 386 00:14:54,350 --> 00:14:56,850 - What the hell's going on? - What's it look like? 387 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,100 Fiona stole our building to protect her precious 388 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,560 property value, so now we're taking her property value 389 00:15:00,560 --> 00:15:03,060 into our own hands. 390 00:15:03,060 --> 00:15:05,560 So you're using my kids to fight your sister? 391 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,310 No, they're angry about gentrification, 392 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,520 and I'm helping them channel their feelings 393 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:11,730 in positive, creative ways. 394 00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:14,140 This seems like a family issue. 395 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,640 Should we try "fuck you, Fiona"? 396 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,270 That's a good one. 397 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:18,890 Fuck you, Fiona! 398 00:15:18,890 --> 00:15:21,310 Fuck you, Fiona! 399 00:15:21,310 --> 00:15:23,350 - Fuck you, Fiona! - Fuck you, Fiona! 400 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:27,730 - Fuck you, Fiona! - Fuck you, Fiona! 401 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:29,810 Mr. Gallagher, I'm gonna be straight with you. 402 00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:31,560 I'm looking for someone with 403 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,770 three-to-five years management experience 404 00:15:32,770 --> 00:15:34,600 and strong social media skills. 405 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,430 - Facebook for a flooring store? - Absolutely. 406 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,430 Smith and Colin flooring is a young company, 407 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:41,850 and we are serious about increasing our online presence. 408 00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:44,100 409 00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,430 Whoa. 410 00:15:46,430 --> 00:15:47,810 Listen, lexy... 411 00:15:47,810 --> 00:15:49,060 ♪ Pensive rock music ♪ 412 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,430 I'm a quick study. 413 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,560 And I'd be willing to go down to 414 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,930 an associate or even an assistant manager position 415 00:15:54,930 --> 00:15:58,100 if the incentives are competitive. 416 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,310 Could you show me the prospectus 417 00:16:00,310 --> 00:16:02,310 of the management stock options here? 418 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:04,470 I'm afraid with your résumé, all I can show you is the door. 419 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,020 I'm sorry. 420 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,850 Look, it's never easy to say that. 421 00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:12,270 Particularly not to someone who reminds me of my grandpoppy Joe. 422 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:19,930 Kev? 423 00:16:19,930 --> 00:16:22,020 You here? 424 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,850 ♪ Percussive tribal music ♪ 425 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:26,640 Before we begin, 426 00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:29,810 we must set a safe word. 427 00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,310 It will be... "French fry." 428 00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:35,470 Take off your clothes and get on the bed on all fours. 429 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:42,390 Hurry. 430 00:16:44,980 --> 00:16:45,430 Like this? 431 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:47,100 Silence! 432 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,520 Only I speak, which means you do not speak. 433 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,180 Heretofore. 434 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,180 Now, I will spank you with this paddle. 435 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:54,560 ♪ Hard rock music ♪ 436 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,270 Because... 437 00:16:57,270 --> 00:16:59,520 Of no reason. 438 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,520 Now, 439 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,520 here it comes. 440 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,270 Spanking commenced, 441 00:17:05,270 --> 00:17:07,180 you bad wife. 442 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,850 French fry. French fry. 443 00:17:11,850 --> 00:17:13,020 Just a really quick "French fry." 444 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,350 V, I don't really want to hurt you, 445 00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:15,350 but this could scar you. 446 00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:16,520 It's not gonna scar. 447 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,850 Okay. 448 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,180 Okay, I can do this. 449 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:21,890 I can. 450 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,310 Now... 451 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,270 Brace yourself for my wrath, 452 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,890 because it's paddle time. 453 00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:30,680 ♪ Percussive tribal music ♪ 454 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,350 French fry. 455 00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:38,180 Hi. You must be Fred. 456 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,060 Sorry I'm late. Little, uh, neighbor dispute. 457 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,180 - Ford. - Oh, no, it's Fiona. 458 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:45,390 No, it's Ford. You called me Fred. 459 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:46,930 Oh. Right. 460 00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,310 Uh--Ford. Sorry. 461 00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:51,850 Anyway, uh, thanks for coming on short notice. 462 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:54,430 Nessa said you might be able to remove this piece of shit. 463 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:58,220 You want to take out a 19th-century pocket door? 464 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,220 Yeah, so I can increase the rent. 465 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,930 Victorian cherry. Hand-applied carvings. 466 00:18:02,930 --> 00:18:04,930 There's probably only three or four dozen like this 467 00:18:04,930 --> 00:18:06,270 left in all of Chicago. 468 00:18:06,270 --> 00:18:08,640 Well, I'm looking at it--Ford-- 469 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,770 and all I'm seeing is the broken armpit 470 00:18:10,770 --> 00:18:12,810 in the middle of an otherwise swank apartment. 471 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:14,140 So let's 86 it. 472 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,180 - Fiona! 473 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:16,730 Fiona! 474 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:17,430 - Is! - Is! 475 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,390 A cuntlord! 476 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,430 - A cuntlord! - Excuse me. 477 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,680 - Fiona! - Fiona! 478 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,220 - Is! - Is! 479 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:26,100 - A cuntlord! - A cuntlord! 480 00:18:26,100 --> 00:18:28,930 - Fiona! - Fiona! 481 00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:30,680 - Is! - Is! 482 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,810 - A cuntlord! - A cuntlord! 483 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:36,850 I, uh, can't let you do this. 484 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:38,470 He's the one being an asshole. 485 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,100 The door. Can't let you toss it. 486 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,180 I'll fix it for you. 487 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:44,600 Let me, uh, go back to the shop, get some of 488 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,470 my woodworking tools, and then I'll be back, all right? 489 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,640 Whoa--w--how much is that gonna cost me? 490 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,430 I'll just do it. 491 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,600 You're just gonna fix my door for free? 492 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,560 If that's all right with you? 493 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,140 I feel like this probably 494 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,470 looks kind of bad, because, you know, 495 00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,270 usually only asshole landlords get protested against, 496 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,980 but this is a bullshit family thing. 497 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,020 I wasn't... 498 00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:10,430 I come from trash just like 499 00:19:10,430 --> 00:19:11,640 everybody else in this neighborhood. 500 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,600 I raised five fucking kids 501 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,980 by myself. 502 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,600 Uh--siblings, not mine. 503 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,600 And did I get any thanks for it? No. 504 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,270 I try to protect my investment. 505 00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:22,470 I try to take one tiny little step 506 00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,810 up the economic ladder, and my own brother 507 00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:26,730 tries to pull me back down 508 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,100 into the fucking shit with him. 509 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,390 But I am not going. 510 00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:31,310 Okay? I'm done. 511 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:38,100 I'm gonna go get my tools now. 512 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:41,020 ♪ Pensive rock music ♪ 513 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,520 Hey. 514 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:00,390 - Hey. - Are you kidding me? 515 00:20:00,390 --> 00:20:01,600 - No, look, he--he just-- - not until he's 30 days sober. 516 00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:03,350 Look, he just wants to wish you a happy birthday, cami. 517 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:06,350 I don't want to hear "happy birthday" from him. 518 00:20:06,350 --> 00:20:08,180 All right, look, he--he won't stop crying. 519 00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:09,310 All right, and he has to testify in court 520 00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:12,060 in support of my friend in a few minutes. 521 00:20:12,060 --> 00:20:14,020 All right, and if you don't give him a reason to live, 522 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,640 I'm afraid he's gonna fuck it up for my friend, 523 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:19,220 and then my friend's gonna go to jail forever. 524 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,140 All right, please, just let the man shout 525 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:24,180 "happy birthday" from 40 feet away, that's all. 526 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:26,470 I'll stand here for ten seconds. 527 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:27,560 That's perfect. Thank you. 528 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,270 Thank you. Thank you. 529 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:31,600 I love you so much, cami Lynn. 530 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:35,980 You're the center of my earth and... I love you. 531 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:38,350 I'm gonna get you a charm for your bracelet later. 532 00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:42,520 Gonna pay extra to engrave the baby's initials on it. 533 00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:45,310 ♪ Rock music ♪ 534 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,220 Happy birthday. 535 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:58,060 In 72 hours, you will be free of your addiction. 536 00:20:58,060 --> 00:21:00,060 You're already in pain. You're already suffering. 537 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:04,390 Questions? Yes? 538 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,930 - What are you doing this for? - Money. 539 00:21:06,930 --> 00:21:08,600 From who? Who pays you? 540 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,100 Your grateful families. 541 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:12,980 That is the most bullshit business plan 542 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,270 I've ever heard. 543 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,350 None of these junkies come from money. 544 00:21:16,350 --> 00:21:19,600 And that one's wearing jeggings from Ross. 545 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,100 They're just gonna stiff you, corporal Carl. 546 00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:23,770 How much do you need? 547 00:21:23,770 --> 00:21:25,430 $3,527. 548 00:21:25,430 --> 00:21:28,020 First semester tuition at military school. 549 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,640 That's it? 550 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,220 With your charm and your... Commanding voice, 551 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:36,310 you could make that in about an hour if you just apply yourself. 552 00:21:36,310 --> 00:21:38,350 If you mean Uber, it's a bum deal. 553 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,850 No. 554 00:21:40,850 --> 00:21:43,310 Ransom. Yeah. 555 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,310 We do a little ransom sitch. 556 00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:47,270 You get me a few grams of coke 557 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,310 and I'll help you make a jihad Joan video. 558 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:50,180 Let's Stanley kubrick this shit. 559 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:52,470 Say that you're holding me hostage, 560 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:55,270 you need $3,527. 561 00:21:55,270 --> 00:21:57,770 My dad's rich as fuck. He'll totally pay. 562 00:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,810 ♪ Rousing electronic music ♪ 563 00:22:05,890 --> 00:22:09,810 Nice of you to show up. 564 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:12,140 Wait. Wait--wait. 565 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:13,850 Hey, you got a mint? 566 00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:15,930 His breath's still blowing a .34. 567 00:22:15,930 --> 00:22:18,180 - Spearmint or winter mint? - Winter mint, please. 568 00:22:18,180 --> 00:22:19,560 All right, let me see you guys. 569 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:20,890 Eyes up. Let me see. 570 00:22:20,890 --> 00:22:21,430 I look like I'm going clamming. 571 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:24,180 Yeah, that's fine. 572 00:22:24,180 --> 00:22:27,270 All right. And you. 573 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:28,100 Oh, you got a couple 574 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:31,180 nicks on your neck, but 575 00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:35,140 otherwise, pretty good. 576 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:36,390 And what are you gonna say? 577 00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:38,430 - I'm sorry. - No. 578 00:22:38,430 --> 00:22:40,100 - I'm truly sorry. - And? 579 00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:44,140 I'm sober. I'm truly sober. 580 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,930 I don't want to spend years in jail, lip. 581 00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:48,680 I know what I need to say. 582 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,350 All right. 583 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:53,560 What about you? You gonna say what we practiced? 584 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,060 I'm not gonna lie. 585 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:57,100 You're gonna say what we practiced. 586 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:01,890 All right, let's do this. 587 00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:03,930 ♪ Bluesy rock music ♪ 588 00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,430 Here. Open the gate. 589 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,270 And good afternoon to you too, sir. 590 00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:21,220 I'll be with you in just a moment. 591 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:26,060 What the hell are you doing? Take my ticket. 592 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,850 Oh, I'm sorry, I just 593 00:23:27,850 --> 00:23:30,390 need to sit here in quiet and do some mental stretches, 594 00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:32,560 'cause this math is gonna be so hard for me. 595 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,220 I swear to god, I will drive through this gate right now. 596 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,680 And done. 597 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,520 I'd be happy to take your ticket now, sir. 598 00:23:41,520 --> 00:23:43,020 Thank you so very much for your Patience. 599 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:45,810 Oh, um. 600 00:23:45,810 --> 00:23:48,180 You only gave me 4.25 and the time is now 12:31. 601 00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,640 You owe me $1.40. 602 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,730 ♪ Punk rock music ♪ 603 00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:01,850 ♪ Are you ready ♪ 604 00:24:06,310 --> 00:24:10,060 Fuck you, doctor dick! 605 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,140 You're fucking ugly! 606 00:24:13,810 --> 00:24:15,100 He's a dick! 607 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,730 ♪ You're not happy ♪ 608 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:23,020 Speaking Spanish 609 00:24:24,850 --> 00:24:27,350 speaking Spanish 610 00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:30,470 speaking Spanish 611 00:24:34,060 --> 00:24:36,770 I'm going to jail. For the rest of my life. 612 00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,770 Gracias. You may be seated. 613 00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,930 Mr. Feehan, call your witness. 614 00:24:42,930 --> 00:24:46,730 Defense calls Bradley young, aa secretary, your honor. 615 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:53,810 Do you affirm the testimony you are about to give will be 616 00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:56,350 the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? 617 00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:57,930 I do. 618 00:24:57,930 --> 00:24:59,140 Mr. Young, you're a member of 619 00:24:59,140 --> 00:25:02,310 Dr. Youens' aa group and frequently serve as secretary. 620 00:25:02,310 --> 00:25:04,270 - Is that right? - Yes. 621 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:05,680 Can you tell the court, to the best of your knowledge, 622 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,640 if Dr. Youens is currently sober? 623 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,060 I believe he is sober, at this time. 624 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:13,220 Does he attend meetings regularly? 625 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,520 I've seen him in attendance. 626 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:19,470 "Does he attend regularly" was the question, Mr. Young. 627 00:25:19,470 --> 00:25:20,770 Define regularly. 628 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,350 It's hard to say for sure. 629 00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:29,730 Um, there are hundreds of meetings, 630 00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:32,270 uh, he could be attending, all over the city. 631 00:25:32,270 --> 00:25:33,520 Mr. Young, 632 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,350 is he maintaining his sobriety? 633 00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:44,100 I don't have access to him 24/7, 634 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:48,060 but... yes, 635 00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:49,680 uh, I believe he is. 636 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,020 Mr. Young, you're excused. 637 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:55,220 The court now calls a recess. 638 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,100 All rise. 639 00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:01,220 So what happens now? 640 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:02,770 Lunch. 641 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,600 Be back in an hour. I gotta take this. 642 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,430 This is feehan. 643 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,930 - Oh, where you going? - Prison. 644 00:26:13,930 --> 00:26:14,560 It's not over yet. 645 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,390 I know that, Bradley. 646 00:26:16,390 --> 00:26:18,680 I was being sardonic. 647 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,220 I'm going to take my last leak as a free man, 648 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:23,140 if it's okay with you. 649 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,930 Kev? 650 00:26:35,930 --> 00:26:38,600 Over here. 651 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,770 In the darkest corner of the lair. 652 00:26:41,770 --> 00:26:47,520 Before we start, the safe word is "alley cat." 653 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,730 I want you to take your clothes off and get on the bed. 654 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:53,180 I'm going to drip this all over your body. 655 00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:56,850 And you will bear the pain in silence. 656 00:26:56,850 --> 00:26:57,520 Unless, of course, it's too painful, 657 00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,180 then you say "alley cat." 658 00:26:59,180 --> 00:27:01,730 Wax, kev? 659 00:27:01,730 --> 00:27:02,180 Now, wench! 660 00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:04,520 Yes, sir. 661 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,680 I'm going to begin my cruel abuse 662 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:14,310 by dripping this onto your beautiful breasts 663 00:27:14,310 --> 00:27:16,060 that fed my children. 664 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:17,810 Ow--fuck! 665 00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:20,980 I dripped it on my finger. Oh, fuck, that hurts. 666 00:27:20,980 --> 00:27:22,180 Wax is hot! 667 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,640 Alley cat. 668 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,980 Hey, sure you don't want one? 669 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:37,020 No, I'm not hungry. 670 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,640 You know he's going to jail, right? 671 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,180 He's guilty. 672 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:49,350 He drove his car into a house. 673 00:27:49,350 --> 00:27:53,640 Almost hit a grandma. 674 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,020 The prosecutor's right. 675 00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:58,850 - He's a danger to society. - No, he didn't hit her. 676 00:27:58,850 --> 00:28:00,430 He's had four previous duis. 677 00:28:00,430 --> 00:28:04,350 Didn't learn shit. 678 00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,470 Can't teach an old dog new tricks. 679 00:28:06,470 --> 00:28:09,390 It was anyone else, 680 00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:10,350 you'd want him behind bars too. 681 00:28:15,310 --> 00:28:16,890 How's my door coming? 682 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:19,020 If you're asking how long it's gonna take, 683 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:20,350 a long time. 684 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,930 Well, it's just that I 685 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:25,430 have an open house in a couple hours, so. 686 00:28:25,430 --> 00:28:26,770 Where you at, girl? 687 00:28:26,770 --> 00:28:28,520 In here! 688 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,390 Wow! Look at this. 689 00:28:30,390 --> 00:28:32,680 All cleaned up. 690 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,680 And you got yourself a bowl of lemons. 691 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,430 All crate and barrel and shit. 692 00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:37,560 Yeah, gotta get 1,100 a month out of this place, 693 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,560 so can't fuck around. 694 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,180 He come with the place too? 695 00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:45,060 Uh, Ford, this is Veronica. 696 00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:46,680 V, this is Ford. 697 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,390 - Hey. - He's got a thing for doors. 698 00:28:48,390 --> 00:28:51,060 - Hi, how are you? - Nice to meet you. 699 00:28:51,060 --> 00:28:52,640 Cute. 700 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,390 Weird. 701 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:57,390 What's with tent city? 702 00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:59,020 Anybody see you come in? 703 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,680 I don't think so. Why? 704 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,560 Ian's at large and we're unprotected, 705 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,270 ass out in the wind. 706 00:29:04,270 --> 00:29:06,060 You know you sound batshit crazy, right? 707 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:08,180 You two have got to stop this bullshit. 708 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,390 Family is family. 709 00:29:11,140 --> 00:29:13,850 - Can I help you? - Are you Fiona Gallagher? 710 00:29:13,850 --> 00:29:14,770 - Who's asking? - Chicago fire department. 711 00:29:14,770 --> 00:29:17,520 Got a call from a concerned neighbor 712 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,270 saying this building has some fire code violations. 713 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:21,430 I need to look around. 714 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:22,520 Fire code violations? 715 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,600 No, i-I'm up to code on-- 716 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,560 ♪ rock music ♪ 717 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,100 My god, fuckin' Ian. 718 00:29:30,390 --> 00:29:31,680 No, he called the city on you? 719 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,390 That's some hardcore shit. 720 00:29:33,390 --> 00:29:34,930 Game on, motherfucker! 721 00:29:34,930 --> 00:29:37,180 Game on! 722 00:29:51,350 --> 00:29:52,430 Asking for money from somebody? Jesus, you're so slow. 723 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:54,850 What's taking so long? 724 00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:57,470 We have customers waiting, right, you understand that? 725 00:29:57,470 --> 00:29:59,560 Don't you? Clean it up. 726 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,640 ♪ Bluesy rock music ♪ 727 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,810 Mr. Gallagher, as a friend and fellow aa member, 728 00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:16,390 you'd like to speak on behalf of Clyde youens? 729 00:30:16,390 --> 00:30:18,140 Yes. 730 00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:21,100 Um. 731 00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:23,390 There's been a lot of talk today 732 00:30:23,390 --> 00:30:25,980 about professor youens being a danger to society. 733 00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:29,810 And I-I understand that it could sound that way. 734 00:30:29,810 --> 00:30:32,470 Uh, he has a bad track record with alcohol. 735 00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:34,470 Whenever he and booze have had a face-off, 736 00:30:34,470 --> 00:30:38,470 he usually loses. 737 00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:41,770 Um, but I know professor youens well. 738 00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:42,890 And he's not a danger to me. 739 00:30:42,890 --> 00:30:47,680 No, in fact, I wouldn't be alive without him. 740 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,850 A year ago, I was blacking out, 741 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,770 was violent, 742 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:56,180 and it was professor youens that got me into rehab. 743 00:30:56,180 --> 00:31:00,350 Uh, he even paid for it. I didn't have the money. 744 00:31:00,350 --> 00:31:02,140 And when I got out, he was there, 745 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:04,140 to take me to my first aa meeting. 746 00:31:04,140 --> 00:31:06,560 He saw the value in my life 747 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,730 when I didn't. 748 00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:10,890 I-I know that this car accident 749 00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:11,890 was a wake-up call for him. 750 00:31:11,890 --> 00:31:14,680 And he knows that he could have hurt 751 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:18,390 Ms. Rodriguez, but... 752 00:31:18,390 --> 00:31:20,600 ...he has remorse for what he did, your honor. 753 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,430 And he has the will and the desire 754 00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:25,730 to live a meaningful, sober life. 755 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:28,850 So... 756 00:31:29,890 --> 00:31:33,890 ...please give him the chance that he gave to me. 757 00:31:33,890 --> 00:31:34,640 Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. 758 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:36,810 You may be seated. 759 00:31:36,810 --> 00:31:38,560 Thank you. 760 00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,560 Defense calls Clyde youens. 761 00:31:54,430 --> 00:31:55,930 Oh-- 762 00:31:57,310 --> 00:32:00,430 ♪ brooding rock music ♪ 763 00:32:02,430 --> 00:32:04,770 Is he drunk? 764 00:32:04,770 --> 00:32:06,100 How the hell did he get fucking drunk? 765 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,930 I don't know. 766 00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,600 Hola. 767 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:21,430 ♪ Brooding rock music builds ♪ 768 00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:27,600 Just make sure the tarps are secure. 769 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,930 Attention, street kids. 770 00:32:36,930 --> 00:32:40,980 You look hungry. I bought you pizza. 771 00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:43,310 It's being delivered right now to the park. 772 00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:44,810 Completely free. 773 00:32:44,810 --> 00:32:46,600 All you have to do is go there and eat it. 774 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,270 Hey, hey, Ian says we're not to leave camp. 775 00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:50,810 It's meat lovers pizza. 776 00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:53,680 I repeat, there is hot, free 777 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,770 meat lovers pizza waiting for ya. 778 00:32:55,770 --> 00:32:58,600 Twelve large pies. 779 00:33:01,220 --> 00:33:04,730 And I will pay you 20 bucks each to go eat it. 780 00:33:04,730 --> 00:33:05,730 Okay! 781 00:33:05,730 --> 00:33:08,390 Follow that pepperoni smell. 782 00:33:08,390 --> 00:33:10,390 Who wants a crisp $20 bill? 783 00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,980 You get a 20. You get a 20. 784 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:15,730 You get a 20. You get a 20. You get a 20. 785 00:33:15,730 --> 00:33:16,520 You get a 20. You get a 20. 786 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,140 You get a 20. 787 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,470 You get a 20. 788 00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:23,520 ♪ Bluesy rock music ♪ 789 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,890 You get an extra 20. 790 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:31,310 An extra two 20s. 791 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:37,180 Okay, boys! 792 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:39,520 Bring it in! Rápido, rápido! 793 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,430 Clear the lot! 794 00:33:40,430 --> 00:33:42,520 Thank you, thank you! Everything goes! 795 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:52,520 Whoa--whoa--whoa, hey. 796 00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,180 - Come on, now! - No, cutting, man! 797 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:57,270 Sorry, I'm new here. Where's the managers line? 798 00:33:57,270 --> 00:34:00,520 We're all managers. I was at IBM for 35 years. 799 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:03,100 Wait. 800 00:34:03,100 --> 00:34:05,180 All of these men are laid-off managers? 801 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,560 That can't be. 802 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,390 Keith got dumped by gm. 803 00:34:08,390 --> 00:34:10,220 - Steilen by eus. - Yep. 804 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:13,100 Kent by dollar depot. Cal by the "tribune." 805 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,350 Twenty-seven Christmas eves I worked for those fucks, 806 00:34:15,350 --> 00:34:17,890 and they laid me off on my 59th birthday. 807 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,060 What about you, buddy? Who done you wrong? 808 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,180 Oh, uh, lumber lawn and lighting. 809 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,770 - Fuckin' automation. - That's the worst, yeah. 810 00:34:24,770 --> 00:34:26,060 Tough break, man. That's awful. 811 00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:28,060 Thank you. It's been rough. 812 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:30,350 I've got five kids... 813 00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:31,980 - And one of them's got asthma. - Line starts back there, pal! 814 00:34:34,810 --> 00:34:38,020 ♪ Pensive rock music ♪ 815 00:34:48,810 --> 00:34:52,220 ♪ Just a smile ♪ 816 00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:05,350 We shoot the whole thing on my phone, 817 00:35:05,350 --> 00:35:06,730 "Blair witch" style. 818 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,680 Make it shake. Make it seem trembly. 819 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,390 Won't they be able to recognize my voice? 820 00:35:10,390 --> 00:35:11,890 Voice-changing app. 821 00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,270 You'll sound like-- like Steve Hawking. 822 00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:13,930 When I say "action," say you need 823 00:35:13,930 --> 00:35:17,350 $3,527 for a drug debt. 824 00:35:17,350 --> 00:35:18,890 They won't ask any questions 825 00:35:18,890 --> 00:35:20,350 once they hear the words "drug debt." 826 00:35:20,350 --> 00:35:22,680 And keep all the details really vague. 827 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,100 Say that you want to meet somewhere public for the drop. 828 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:28,140 Um, somewhere that you know well. 829 00:35:28,140 --> 00:35:30,470 Okay? 830 00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:30,890 Ready? 831 00:35:30,890 --> 00:35:34,100 And action! 832 00:35:34,100 --> 00:35:36,430 No! No! 833 00:35:43,390 --> 00:35:45,810 Fucking unbelievable! 834 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,930 That's what it is. 835 00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:49,140 What is, frank? 836 00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:51,980 This United States of America. 837 00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:54,020 I played by the rules. 838 00:35:54,020 --> 00:35:57,310 I gave my life, my blood, sweat, and tears to that job. 839 00:35:57,310 --> 00:35:59,980 - Paid my taxes... - For a few weeks. 840 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,680 Colored inside the lines. 841 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,930 Didn't roll through the stop sign. 842 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,810 And where did it get me? 843 00:36:05,810 --> 00:36:07,390 Up the ass, that's where. 844 00:36:07,390 --> 00:36:09,020 Right up the ole poop shoot. 845 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:11,600 I was moving up in this world. 846 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,100 And now? 847 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,890 ♪ Upbeat patriotic music ♪ 848 00:36:14,890 --> 00:36:16,430 I'm a 50-something 849 00:36:16,430 --> 00:36:18,020 adult white male 850 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:18,930 with a couple of years of college 851 00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:21,600 and managerial experience, 852 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,850 and the only thing available to me 853 00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:25,520 is minimum wage! 854 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,470 The system is fucked! 855 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:31,850 Give me a shot of Jamie. 856 00:36:31,850 --> 00:36:33,770 And leave the bottle. 857 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,520 The america we knew 858 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,680 has ditched the party and turned the lights out, 859 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:43,890 boys and girls. 860 00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:47,810 And left us white guys in the dark to fight each other 861 00:36:47,810 --> 00:36:51,810 over the few crumbs left behind by our masters. 862 00:37:03,390 --> 00:37:05,770 Am I right? 863 00:37:05,770 --> 00:37:08,430 You think you're having a shit day, pal? 864 00:37:08,430 --> 00:37:10,680 I'm being deported next month. 865 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,560 Been here 25 years. 866 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:17,810 I was a translator in Iraq during the goddamn desert storm. 867 00:37:17,810 --> 00:37:19,770 Now they're kicking me out. 868 00:37:19,770 --> 00:37:21,100 Because of a fucking speeding ticket. 869 00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:23,470 I tried to flee up to Canada, 870 00:37:23,470 --> 00:37:25,220 but they stopped me at the border, 871 00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:29,470 wouldn't let me in, sent me back. 872 00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:32,470 Wait, you're trying to get out of america? 873 00:37:32,470 --> 00:37:34,100 Yeah. 874 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,430 Jesus, that's a piece of fucking cake. 875 00:37:35,430 --> 00:37:37,310 Yeah, maybe for a white guy. 876 00:37:38,180 --> 00:37:41,980 ♪ Upbeat patriotic music ♪ 877 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:46,270 Frank Gallagher. 878 00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:50,350 - Akram. - Akram, my friend. 879 00:37:50,350 --> 00:37:52,270 This could be your lucky day. 880 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,600 Praise Allah. 881 00:38:04,810 --> 00:38:06,390 What the... 882 00:38:09,270 --> 00:38:11,930 ♪ Upbeat rock music ♪ 883 00:38:11,930 --> 00:38:14,890 There's a dumpster welded to my fucking car? 884 00:38:14,890 --> 00:38:19,390 Who the fuck welded a dumpster to my fucking car? 885 00:38:19,390 --> 00:38:21,730 What the motherfucking fuck? 886 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:25,310 What's going on down here? 887 00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:28,680 I'm fired, but it was 100% worth it 888 00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,470 to see the look on that scumbag's face. 889 00:38:32,470 --> 00:38:34,850 Thank you very much for the opportunity, Nadine. 890 00:38:34,850 --> 00:38:36,810 I'll be back Friday to collect my last check. 891 00:38:56,930 --> 00:38:59,600 Please stand back, doors now closing. 892 00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,730 ♪ Dramatic rock music ♪ 893 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,060 Fuckin' a. 894 00:39:37,270 --> 00:39:38,390 - Where is she? - Who's she? 895 00:39:38,390 --> 00:39:40,220 Don't "who" me, you little shit. Kassidi. 896 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:42,680 My daughter, where is she? 897 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,770 Uh, I can't disclose that to you, sir. 898 00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:47,020 I promised her. 899 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:50,020 - How old are you kid, 15? - Sixteen. 900 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,220 Well, maybe you don't know this about the world yet, 901 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:55,060 but girls like kassidi, this is what they do. 902 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,640 You have no idea how many times I've done 903 00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,390 this ransom bullshit thing. 904 00:39:57,390 --> 00:40:00,680 My daughter's a Venus flytrap. 905 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,020 Lures you in, and snap, 906 00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,730 eats you slowly over time. 907 00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:06,310 Just like her mother. And you're on the menu. 908 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:10,470 Now tell me where she is. 909 00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:12,470 No can do. 910 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:15,890 Tell kassidi it's tiffani's 12th birthday 911 00:40:15,890 --> 00:40:18,270 on Friday, and her mother wants her at the club. 912 00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:22,220 In the same blue Chanel dress she ran off in last Friday. 913 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:24,890 Make sure she gets it dry-cleaned. 914 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,730 Hey. 915 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:45,020 Look, I don't care who's right or who's wrong anymore. 916 00:40:45,020 --> 00:40:47,770 I just want this to be over. 917 00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:50,220 You threw away their shit. 918 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:51,930 And you called an inspector on me. 919 00:40:51,930 --> 00:40:53,520 Cost me 400 bucks in sprinkler services. 920 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,680 We both did shit. We're both guilty. 921 00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:01,270 I don't care anymore. I just want to fix this. 922 00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:03,850 I called margo. 923 00:41:03,850 --> 00:41:05,980 She's got another building she's willing to lease. 924 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:08,470 It's way down on Ashland, but it's got good bones 925 00:41:08,470 --> 00:41:11,020 and she's willing to rent it monthly. 926 00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:12,430 I already found the perfect building. 927 00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:14,600 You stole it. 928 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:20,600 I understand that you feel wronged. 929 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,470 And while I do not see it that way, 930 00:41:22,470 --> 00:41:23,470 I'm trying to do the right thing here. 931 00:41:23,470 --> 00:41:26,810 I got margo to waive first and last. 932 00:41:26,810 --> 00:41:28,350 We don't want your charity. 933 00:41:28,350 --> 00:41:29,640 Wait, where--where is this place? 934 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,980 Fuck off, Fiona. The answer's no. 935 00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:32,640 What the fuck is wrong with you? 936 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,520 I am trying to move forward here 937 00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,310 and you are acting like a toddler! 938 00:41:36,310 --> 00:41:38,350 What is going on with you? 939 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:45,220 Are you off your meds? 940 00:41:45,220 --> 00:41:46,850 - What? - You heard me. 941 00:41:46,850 --> 00:41:49,890 Your meds. Are you taking 'em? 942 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:54,270 Are you? 943 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:56,180 Yeah. 944 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:59,520 I am taking my fucking meds, Fiona. 945 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,890 I'm just...Fucking angry. 946 00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:04,100 Are you gonna accuse me of being off my meds 947 00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:07,180 every time I get fucking angry for the rest of my life? 948 00:42:07,180 --> 00:42:09,020 'Cause I am allowed to get angry... 949 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,020 At bitch assholes 950 00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:13,560 when they are being fucking bitch assholes! 951 00:42:24,390 --> 00:42:27,600 It's a good building. 952 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,730 At least take a look, okay? 953 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:35,850 We cross the Michigan border right here. 954 00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:40,470 I am your deliverer, my friend. 955 00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:43,180 It just so happens I find myself between jobs, 956 00:42:43,180 --> 00:42:44,980 so for a small fee... 957 00:42:44,980 --> 00:42:48,560 Say, 200, plus gas and tolls, 958 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,980 I'll get you and your family across, 959 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:53,220 show what that big, beautiful country up north 960 00:42:53,220 --> 00:42:54,850 is all "a-boot." 961 00:42:54,850 --> 00:42:56,060 Hey, frank, if you're going to Canada, 962 00:42:56,060 --> 00:42:59,470 can you do me a favor, bring me back some Canadian Insulin? 963 00:42:59,470 --> 00:43:00,980 It's 50 percent cheaper up there. 964 00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:02,390 Sorry, going across on foot. 965 00:43:02,390 --> 00:43:03,850 No time to hit a pharmacy. 966 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:04,520 Unless, of course, 967 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,600 you want me to make time? 968 00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,100 You're a rat bastard, frank, you know that? 969 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:13,520 It's my Insulin. Literally keeps me alive. 970 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,890 It's your diabetes, not mine. 971 00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:18,270 Oh, fine, I'll-- I'll pay you 20 bucks 972 00:43:18,270 --> 00:43:19,850 to get me a case of Canadian Insulin. 973 00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:21,600 - Oh, who's going to Canada? - He is. 974 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,060 Buddy, listen, can you get me some EpiPens? 975 00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,100 My kid's allergic to peanuts. 976 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:28,680 They're 600 bucks here, and only 225 up there. 977 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,270 I-I'll pay you whatever he's paying. 978 00:43:30,270 --> 00:43:32,640 Well, Kermit's a friend. 979 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,680 I was giving him the friend-price. 980 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,310 My rate's... $30 per drug, per run, plus gratuity. 981 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,600 Done. 982 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,270 I-I was first. Frank, it's invokana. 983 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:45,930 I-n-v-o-k-a-n-a. 984 00:43:45,930 --> 00:43:48,770 You know, my cousin'd take a case of that tecfidera 985 00:43:48,770 --> 00:43:49,850 for his ms friend. 986 00:43:49,850 --> 00:43:51,140 Gentlemen, one at a time. 987 00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:55,310 A man's backpack is only so big. 988 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:18,770 You okay? 989 00:44:18,770 --> 00:44:21,730 I mean, they feeding you and stuff? 990 00:44:21,730 --> 00:44:23,310 Yeah. 991 00:44:23,310 --> 00:44:26,470 Just like summer camp. 992 00:44:26,470 --> 00:44:29,220 The lawyer say anything about a sentence hearing? 993 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:31,350 I mean, they set a date yet or...? 994 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:33,270 Yeah, uh, August 17th. 995 00:44:39,100 --> 00:44:41,310 You want me to call anybody? 996 00:44:41,310 --> 00:44:43,020 Who you gonna call, lip? 997 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:45,680 Well, your family? Um. 998 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:50,020 Uh, your ex? Your daughter? 999 00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:52,060 No. 1000 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:55,730 They were gonna take it easy on you today, you... 1001 00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:58,220 ...you know that, right? 1002 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,390 Yeah. 1003 00:45:00,390 --> 00:45:04,180 Where the fuck do you even get booze in a courthouse? 1004 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:08,140 I'm a drunk, lip. 1005 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:11,100 Drunks can always get booze. 1006 00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:17,930 I mean, you could've got probation. 1007 00:45:17,930 --> 00:45:20,270 A halfway house with time served. 1008 00:45:20,270 --> 00:45:22,060 What can I say? 1009 00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:23,730 Life's a bitch. 1010 00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:29,060 All you had to do 1011 00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:32,600 was not fucking drink, you stupid prick! 1012 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:36,520 What the fuck's the matter with you anyway? 1013 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,430 I wanted a drink. 1014 00:45:38,430 --> 00:45:40,020 Oh, you don't think I wanted a fucking drink today? 1015 00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:42,220 All day I wanted a fucking drink. 1016 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,140 Everybody gets to drink. 1017 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:45,180 You get to drink. Brad gets to drink. 1018 00:45:45,180 --> 00:45:49,310 I get to clean up fucking vomit and cart your ass around! 1019 00:45:49,310 --> 00:45:51,060 I mean, I want a fucking drink 1020 00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:52,770 so fucking bad 1021 00:45:52,770 --> 00:45:54,270 I'm afraid my head might fucking explode! 1022 00:45:54,270 --> 00:45:55,390 Hey! 1023 00:45:55,390 --> 00:45:57,600 ♪ Somber music ♪ 1024 00:45:57,600 --> 00:45:59,520 Keep it down. 1025 00:46:03,020 --> 00:46:05,310 Look. 1026 00:46:05,310 --> 00:46:08,430 I appreciated all your help today. 1027 00:46:08,430 --> 00:46:09,600 But I didn't ask for it. 1028 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:13,020 I never asked you for a thing. 1029 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,430 ♪ One of these days the sky's gonna break ♪ 1030 00:46:16,430 --> 00:46:18,680 ♪ and everything will escape ♪ 1031 00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,060 ♪ and I'll know ♪ 1032 00:46:23,060 --> 00:46:24,640 You care? 1033 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,980 ♪ One of these days... ♪ 1034 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:31,640 I mean, do you care? About anything? 1035 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,980 I chose booze. 1036 00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:38,680 A long time ago. 1037 00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,310 You don't like what you see, 1038 00:46:42,310 --> 00:46:44,430 don't look. 1039 00:46:44,430 --> 00:46:48,470 ♪ We were made to never fall away ♪ 1040 00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:05,310 I went with Fiona to look at that place on Ashland. 1041 00:47:05,310 --> 00:47:07,980 You what? 1042 00:47:07,980 --> 00:47:11,980 It's got good bones. I signed the lease. 1043 00:47:14,730 --> 00:47:17,180 Fuck, trev. 1044 00:47:17,180 --> 00:47:20,270 She's right about you not being yourself lately. 1045 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:22,680 This isn't the mountain you're making it to be. 1046 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,680 Are you taking care of yourself? 1047 00:47:27,310 --> 00:47:28,680 Yes. 1048 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:32,930 I am taking my fucking meds. 1049 00:47:32,930 --> 00:47:34,850 Now get off my porch, dick. 1050 00:47:34,850 --> 00:47:36,770 It is my job to do what is best for those kids. 1051 00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:39,270 And that place on Ashland 1052 00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:40,980 will make their lives a little bit better. 1053 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:10,730 God damn it, v! You used fabric softener. 1054 00:48:10,730 --> 00:48:13,470 Amy's allergic and now she's gonna get a fuckin' angry rash. 1055 00:48:13,470 --> 00:48:16,140 Why can't you remember this shit? 1056 00:48:16,140 --> 00:48:21,220 No fabric softener in the girls' jammies. 1057 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:22,600 Quick, kev, what else? 1058 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,770 What else what? 1059 00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:25,770 How else have I wronged you? 1060 00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:28,430 Besides fabric softener. 1061 00:48:28,430 --> 00:48:30,770 How have I been a bad, bad girl? 1062 00:48:30,770 --> 00:48:33,600 ♪ Upbeat rock music ♪ 1063 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:34,770 Oh. 1064 00:48:48,310 --> 00:48:50,930 Hey. 1065 00:48:50,930 --> 00:48:52,560 Hey, you get tuition? 1066 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,560 - Every cent. - Yes. See? 1067 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,430 I knew you could do it. 1068 00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:56,680 I saw your potential, and I helped you 1069 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,770 achieve great things. 1070 00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:01,600 Wait, what are you doing? 1071 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,600 Letting you go. 1072 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,430 What? Why? 1073 00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:08,680 You got me my tuition. You're free to go. 1074 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,680 You know, there's this party for tiffani on Friday-- 1075 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,270 no! No, god, no. 1076 00:49:12,270 --> 00:49:13,890 Please, don't make me go, Carl. 1077 00:49:13,890 --> 00:49:15,430 You have no idea 1078 00:49:15,430 --> 00:49:17,770 what kind of fucking hell awaits me outside. 1079 00:49:17,770 --> 00:49:20,020 Sat prep. Tennis camp. 1080 00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:21,980 Another fucking cruise around the Greek islands, 1081 00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:22,890 as if I haven't seen the gallipoli. 1082 00:49:22,890 --> 00:49:25,220 Like I enjoy p diddy's yacht 1083 00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:26,810 just because my father does his teeth. 1084 00:49:26,810 --> 00:49:28,390 Who cares? 1085 00:49:28,390 --> 00:49:30,680 You have to go home, kassidi. 1086 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,310 No, this is like Stockholm syndrome, 1087 00:49:33,310 --> 00:49:35,310 only for real. 1088 00:49:35,310 --> 00:49:37,390 I will not go back. 1089 00:49:37,390 --> 00:49:39,890 No. 1090 00:49:39,890 --> 00:49:42,640 No, I get to stay. 1091 00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,470 Say it. 1092 00:49:44,470 --> 00:49:47,850 Say, "you get to stay, kassidi." 1093 00:49:51,810 --> 00:49:55,470 See? You do want me to stay. 1094 00:49:55,470 --> 00:49:57,680 Fuck. 1095 00:49:58,890 --> 00:50:02,220 You, uh, want Mayo or mustard? 1096 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:03,890 You got any dijon? 1097 00:50:03,890 --> 00:50:05,430 No. 1098 00:50:05,430 --> 00:50:07,060 Mayo. 1099 00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:21,180 You want to hit the 8:00 A.M. meeting tomorrow or the 9:00? 1100 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:22,560 9:00. 1101 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,100 Cool. 1102 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,470 You know, we're gonna get you that 30-day chip. 1103 00:50:32,270 --> 00:50:34,020 You'll be back home 1104 00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:37,060 with cami and your baby before you know it. 1105 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:42,810 Program works if you work it, right? 1106 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,600 How's the sandwich? 1107 00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:50,060 It's good. 1108 00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:53,220 Thanks. 1109 00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:56,270 ♪ Gentle rock music ♪ 1110 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,730 Hi, Ian. Can I come in? 1111 00:51:08,730 --> 00:51:10,730 Sure. 1112 00:51:15,890 --> 00:51:20,350 ♪ Are we misplaced ♪ 1113 00:51:20,350 --> 00:51:21,890 ♪ if it doesn't match ♪ 1114 00:51:21,890 --> 00:51:25,430 I want things to be okay between us. 1115 00:51:25,430 --> 00:51:26,930 They are. 1116 00:51:26,930 --> 00:51:29,430 Really? 1117 00:51:29,430 --> 00:51:31,770 'Cause I'd prefer not to wake up to a bucket of ice. 1118 00:51:31,770 --> 00:51:34,640 We're fine. 1119 00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,270 I shouldn't have wasted my energy on that bullshit anyway, 1120 00:51:37,270 --> 00:51:41,560 not when there are larger concerns to consider. 1121 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:46,140 Larger concerns like what? 1122 00:51:57,770 --> 00:52:00,100 Is there anything else you wanted to talk about? 1123 00:52:00,930 --> 00:52:03,930 I was almost asleep in here. 1124 00:52:03,930 --> 00:52:06,060 ♪ I cannot hold why am I trying ♪ 1125 00:52:06,060 --> 00:52:07,810 Night, Ian. 1126 00:52:10,390 --> 00:52:13,810 ♪ Just let her be and she will come back ♪ 1127 00:52:13,810 --> 00:52:17,770 ♪ and lay a kiss upon my shoulder ♪ 1128 00:52:17,770 --> 00:52:20,640 I love you, you know? 1129 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,640 ♪ Just trying to make you feel what I'm feeling this time ♪ 1130 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,470 You too. 1131 00:52:26,470 --> 00:52:31,270 ♪ If I could make you notice the bleeding ♪ 1132 00:52:31,270 --> 00:52:34,270 ♪ you might ♪ 1133 00:52:38,430 --> 00:52:41,470 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 1134 00:52:59,930 --> 00:53:01,850 And do you think I like picking long scummy hairs 1135 00:53:01,850 --> 00:53:03,350 out of the drain? No. 1136 00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:04,520 But do you give a fuck? No. 1137 00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,810 If you did, you would use the goddamn mesh drain stopper. 1138 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,180 - Wouldn't you? - Yes... 1139 00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:10,220 - Wouldn't you? - I'm close. 1140 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,980 I'm so close! 1141 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:14,020 You never hang up wet towels. 1142 00:53:14,020 --> 00:53:16,520 You never refill the ice tray! 1143 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:19,310 You never buy stamps! 1144 00:54:09,310 --> 00:54:10,561 .Srt extracted, synced and corrected by dan4jem, ad.Xii.Mmxvii